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Written by Michael Oppenheimer
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Sunday, 10 December 2006 |
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“Two men enter. One man leave.” That’s the principle here behind The Arena. Because we at Chaser know that after women and wine, there’s nothing. So we whittle our time away with bullshit conjecture about ridiculous hypotheticals. We take two things, pit them against each other in The Arena, poll our staff and see who comes out on top. Then you tell us how fucking stupid we are. Begin. The similarities between X-Men and Heroes are too obvious: Two groups of genetic mutants that are supposedly the next step in human evolution. This is a tough one with all the similarities. Peter is like Rogue, Claire is like Wolverine, DL is like Kitty Pryde, etc. I think there is one key difference. Sylar is much more sinister than Magneto or any other villain. Sylar also has not only several different powers, but he understands how the whole "Mutant X" DNA works. He thus has power over all other heroes/mutants with his knowledge and potential for the future. It is impossible not to draw comparisons and end up asking who would end up victorious in a battle to end all battles. |
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Written by Chaser Staff
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Friday, 12 March 2004 |
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Introduction: Take two cinematic icons of super charged masculinity and watch the testosterone… ooze? What does testosterone do anyway? Fly? Diffuse? |
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Written by Chaser Staff
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Sunday, 25 January 2004 |
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Introduction: The most controversial, yet intriguing Arena thus far pits two historical rivals against each other for one final confrontation. Will history repeat itself? Which state will reign supreme? |
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Written by Chaser Staff
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Monday, 24 November 2003 |
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Introduction: So we give the blind man a gun, semi auto. And we affix a knife to the quadriplegic's chair. He can still move the chair via his chin joystick right, but the chair also makes a slight noise, giving the blind guy something to aim at. Think about it folks. The most involved Arena yet. |
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Written by Chaser Staff
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Monday, 17 November 2003 |
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Introduction: You see he needs the acid to even the odds because he can’t box anymore. Then again, these bears are only a few feet tall. Then again again there are many of them and they are on bear crack. You figure it out. |
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Written by Chaser Staff
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Monday, 06 October 2003 |
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“Two men enter. One man leave.” That’s the principle here behind The Arena. Because we at Chaser know that after women and wine, there’s nothing. So we whittle our time away with bullshit conjecture about ridiculous hypotheticals. We take two things, pit them against each other in The Arena, poll our staff and see who comes out on top. Then you tell us how fucking stupid we are. Begin. |
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