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Written by James Daily   
Friday, 06 July 2001

Ok, there you are sitting at the campus bar, doing your thing on all the ladies. You have all those generic "get a date or your money back" magazine one liners down cold. Getting the conversation going has never been tough for you. Face it, you're a sly guy ... you know it, we know it, the honey's know it. Problem is, unless the chick practically invites you into her bed, or throws a drink in your face, you can never really tell if she is interested or not. It just so happens that Rush has the answers about chicks, to the questions that you were too afraid to ask.

 

1. Touchy Feely

This one anyone should know, she starts leaning on you, or putting her hand on your knee. Expert's claim that for women, body language rather than conversation is used over 66% of the time to attract a male. So instead of staring at her jahoobies like a complete ass, you may want to pay attention to where she is directing her hands or feet. These signals can be as simple as a brush against your shoulder, ever so slightly brushing her hand against yours, or much more dramatic and obvious. Say, snuggling up against you, putting her head on your shoulder ... dare we go as far as having her put her hand on your thigh! It's all so dramatic and exciting, isn't it? Basically, if there is a sudden increase in contact between the two of you, initiated by her, it's a safe bet that she is interested. This does however mean that you will have to stop staring at her breasts for a moderate amount of time ... sorry.

 

2. Lets get Medical

If the first one was too difficult for you to handle (ya, the breast thing again), then it is doubtful that you will be able to concentrate hard enough to catch on to this suprisingly strong sign. Look into her eyes ... no, not with that dopey hypnotic type look. Look into them as if you actually want to be looking at them. Try and take special notice of her pupils, if they appear to be dilating when she looks at your, she is definitely digging your style. Well, either that or you two are in a poorly lit room and she is struggling to make out with whom she is conversing with. Just to be on the safe side, make sure the room you are in is lit by more than a candle or 5 watt bulb. Anything more and you can tell.

3. Hair Styling 101

If you are dealing with Rapunzel, watch out! Women really start to fiddle with their hair when they are interested in the person they are talking to. A women will brush her bangs up and away from you, as to give you a better look at her (ingenious, isn't it?). If her hair is at or beyond shoulder length, those locks get pushed back as well, they want you to have the best view possible of their face. Now, a little secret is about to be unleashed here, use it wisely. If the girl you are currently mingling with has hair that reaches down her neck, and she starts pulling it away, and re-arranging it into a hundred different positions, this is one glorious sign for you my friend. The neck is the second most erogenous zone on the female body, she lets you anywhere near it ... and you are more than likely (shoe in!) her type.

4. The Stems

This is a real grey area to get into. They aren't as telling has her hands, eyes or hair. However, there are several possible gestures that can indicate attraction. The most obvious being ... footsy. If her feet are trying to feel around yours, or they start to wander close and closer to your "equator," you're doing just fine. If you aren't close enough for her to try that footwork, and she has her legs crossed, you may be thinking, "rejected." Fear not, it seems that even if women cross their legs, it still can be a good sign, if she is pointing her knee's at you. Fascinating what science can uncover. Finally, if her legs are wrapped around your torso so tightly that it's cutting off circulation to your legs, you really didn't need to read all of #4.

5. Chompers Delight

Smiling at you ... apparently isn't as good as what you may have been thinking. If she is smiling at every comment, or gesture you make it may actually mean you are worse off. What you really want to be seeing from a woman's mouth are her teeth. Not necessarily smiling, but a clear view of her chompers. It may seem odd, but research has determined that excess smiling is bad, her showing you teeth is good. Maybe this whole "showing you her teeth thing" is just some kind of female code for, "I want to show you more than these, big boy!"

6. Flush it out

Both men and women flush, you know what we're talking about here. During that play you did in grade 7, you tripped and fell face first into the stage. When you got back up, your face was obviously red from the collision, but even more so from the extreme embarrassment of making a total ass of yourself in front of everyone. Same rule goes for when engaging the opposite sex. Everyone has nerves, and they are at their highest point when dealing with someone you are physically attracted to. Guys will blush, flush ... whatever you want to call it. But for women, it's a completely different story. They will go beat red if they are "hot" for a guy. It's a sure-fire method of determining whether you should even attempt to pursue her. As long as you don't stick her under a police interrogation lamp, she won't flush unless you're floatin' her boat.

 

 
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