By: The Horny Viking

Ah yes, where would this world be without the fearless sexual pioneers that encompass the Rush universe? The right way, I should think.

So - I just had sex after popping half a Viagra. Now, before I get any further, I would like to assure you: I’ve never had an erection problem. This was simply a scientific experiment gone - well - pretty good, actually. I believe in trying everything once and this was one of those “everything’s.”

Anyway, let's skip all the morals (like I ever had any!) and go straight to the shizznatch!

Anyway, let's skip all the morals (like I ever had any!) and go straight to the shizznatch!

I was not planning on testing this today, but the day went so perfectly along with this girl I've been seeing on a daily basis the last month. I took her out in my boat today, brought my home made special chicken salad (sans Viagra, for now) and some wine, had a great day on the ocean and agreed on hooking up to see Basic later on. Accidentally, I met a friend of mine who I know has a small stack of Viagra - actually, he was the one recommending me to try a halfer some time back. Well, I told him about the perfect day and told him it would be rounded off with some sweet Vikingly love. He said now is the time to down half a blue steel, and I thought 'Why the hell not?' and took him up on his offer. inlineAd(alRight);

The girl and I went to the movies later on that night, Viagra in tow. When the movie ended I took it (you're supposed to take it 20-40 minutes prior to sex), then we did a couple of errands and headed back to her place. We started making out, and as usual I got aroused but seemingly everything was just like before; I didn't feel more or less horny, I couldn't say I felt a tingling in my body or anything like that. My dick didn't do magical things like build a seesaw or fight terrorism. What did happen though, and this took me 10 minutes to discover: my dick was rock hard and slightly less sensitive than usual, and not only when I was kissing or being touched, but even when we had to interrupt things because she needed to put on the alarms to the house, get condoms and some water and shit like that - it stood erect all the fucking time, and I didn't even have to touch it! Viagra had reached its full effect.

So, we fucked once and it was really good. But then I discovered another benefit; it took 5 minutes and my lil' soldier was back into action. This time, the sex was even better, she came so hard she squirted and had multiple orgasms. Wo-ha! Fucking awesome. Literally.

Viagra rules.

Here is a small, home made FAQ about Viagra as created by me:

Dude, after the sex was THAT GOOD you'll have to compete with yourself the next time! What a bummer!

Well, I see the point here, but I have had sex better than this before so it's all really up to you. The difference is that the pill made you focus MUCH MORE on the "job" of getting the woman to climax as hard and as often as possible.

Did your dick just rise up like a magic stick?

No, it doesn't work that way. You have to be sexually aroused; if you're having, say, psychological problems with getting an erection, I don't think Viagra can help you much. However, like I've pointed out, if you're either normal or if your having physical problems that may hamper getting it up, the blue steel is your pill of choice to boost things up.

Aren't you afraid you'll be addicted?

Oh indeed, that's why you need to do this being totally in touch with yourself and your sexual life. Maybe this is a stupid move if you've got a good sex-life in the first place, but it's all individually relevant I guess. I know I'm not going to do it again for a long time. Remember: it won't fix whatever psychological problems you might have that leads to a loss of erection.

Did you tell her?

No. At first I was planning to, but I was afraid she would think I did it because I didn't get turned on enough by her or some shit like that, so I skipped it. I have to add one thing, however: she's leaving in 1 week and I don't know if I'll see her again in maybe a year or so, so I didn't want to make a biggie out of this. Besides, what you don't know doesn't kill you. Viagra is best used as a secret weapon.

What did it feel like?

Physically: Nothing.

Mentally: like a god damned porn star (they all take Viagra now anyhow).

How much did you take? Is it expensive?

I took a half pill, which was sufficient. I think it's kind of expensive, but I didn't pay for it so I wouldn't know exactly. Expect to pay around $30 for a 100mg Viagra… street price.