Clubs are one of those places where you can be guaranteed to find a near inexhaustible supply of hot women every weekend without having to bring a fat stack of dollar bills. It almost amazes me that guys don't overrun these places and there's usually a good male to female ratio. It's probably because a lot of guys go once, get snubbed, and leave disappointed never to return. They don't understand the dynamics of a club or simply aren't persistent enough. Read on to learn how to take advantage of this oasis of hot women.

Every club has a different vibe to it, but there are a couple of different categories:

Tourist Clubs - Generally dress is pretty casual and there's lots of heavy drinking. Lots of clubs in Cancun and Florida fall into this category. Don't be surprised to see body shots done with perfect strangers. In case you haven't figured it out, these are the kind of clubs where they film those "Girls Gone Wild" videos and for good reason. Girls on vacation don't have to worry about their reputations, parents, or anything else getting in the way of a good time.

Rave/Way Too Many Drugs Clubs - They're known for songs that drone on for half an hour with no words. I imagine it's only bearable due to high doses of "party favors". The people there probably don't notice it's the same song… I've seen some rave sites online showing teenagers dressing in huge pants, coloring their hair bright pink or orange, and wearing backpacks filled with candy (both the candy store kind and the more nefarious variety…). I know the whole scene isn't like this, but it's still just really out there for me. I won't pretend to know anything else about what goes on here.

Dance Music and Hip Hop Clubs - The majority of clubs fall into these categories though there are varying levels of wildness and loudness. Sometimes they have separate dance floors in the same club playing different styles and tempos of music. Hereafter, both of these clubs will just be referred to as "dance" clubs.

Now you have a bit of an idea what to expect. Let's move on to the game plan.

Location, Location, Location & Preparation

Tourist clubs are an excellent resource to take advantage of. Some clubs have a lot of regulars and may be a bit intimidating to newcomers, but tourist clubs generally pack in different people all of the time. There you're most likely to find plenty of women willing to take off their clothes for your personal satisfaction, perhaps even before leaving the club! Nevertheless, unless you happen to live near a tourist hotspot and it's the busy season or you're on vacation, this may not be an option. You can still do pretty well at a dance club.

You should wear something appropriate for the place you are going without straying too far from your personal style. If you're not a flashy kind of guy, the shiny metallic silver shirt may not be for you. Always make sure you have a good pair of shoes. Sneakers are generally frowned upon and you may not even be admitted inside with them on.

Consideration needs to be given to just how you're planning to collect any numbers. You don't want to end up desperately asking people for pen and paper when the time comes. For paper, generally any receipt in your wallet is fine to write on (except for maybe your $200 bill for "Jim's House of Smut"). I don't recommend having a "little black book". It's too much of a player cliché. Pens are a bad idea. They have a habit of running out at the most inopportune times, or even worse leaking if they get hot. The pro's choice is the "stubby". No, it's not your ex-girlfriend's favorite jeer when you see her now. The "stubby" is a small, short pencil with soft lead often given out for free when doing surveys or as promotions. The soft lead won't stab you if you make a sudden movement and it can fit nicely in your wallet.

Reconnaissance

After arriving, don't rush onto the dance floor. Survey the area and check out where all the bars are. Have a drink and always tip the bartender on your first drink. The next time you stop for a drink, you may not be alone and you don't want the bartender serving you dead last cause you were a cheap bastard.

Targeting

Now you have to pick the women you will approach. You're going to need some time saving tips. First, do not bother approaching any pairs of women where one girl is much less attractive than the other. The attractive girl will not ditch the other girl to go with you no matter how smooth you are. Guys at a club have no problem ditching each other and splitting off for practically the whole night, but women actually care about making sure their friends aren't left alone (strange, eh?).

If you're looking for instant gratification of the horizontal type this very night, make sure the girl is dressed to impress and that means tight clothes and lots of cleavage. No, not every girl who dresses sexy is out to get laid, but the chances are better than a girl who dresses conservatively right? Play the odds, not against them.

Contact

Ultimately, there are two ways to approach at a club: on the dance floor and off. It's a matter of preference and circumstances where you choose to make your initial approach. You'll likely eventually end up doing both talking and dancing with a girl as you progress with her. We'll go over a start on the dance floor and transition from there.

On The Floor

It's very loud in clubs cause of that thing, often debatably, called music booming and it's sometimes hard to make an initial first impression that you're worth listening to while yelling at a stranger. The dance floor allows you to garner attention in other ways.

Get on the dance floor and work your way towards the babe of your choice. Move in front of her, glance into her eyes, and get down. Don't expect me to teach you how to dance, just be confident and fake it. Pretty soon you'll see if she's adjusting her rhythm to dance with you or if she completely ignores you or moves away. Don't get discouraged if you're turned down, move to another. You'll get ignored more often than not, it's expected. A lot of girls dance to put on a show for their girlfriends or themselves and will rebuff all guys who approach.

When you find a girl that starts dancing with you, you just passed the first step. Now don't be a Neanderthal and grab her ass in the first five seconds. Take everything in steps and slowly and see how she's comfortable dancing. She'll brush you off if you're in unwelcome territory. Don't be afraid to back up a bit and then ease into things again. Keep dancing for a while. Most girls that go to clubs go to spend most of their time dancing, not sitting at the bar so don't ask her to have a drink after two minutes.

After you see she's comfortable with you and you've been dancing a while, invite her for a drink. You don't need to say anything brilliant. Try something like:

"It's getting hot in here. Have a drink with me."

Notice that you didn't phrase it as a question. You're expecting her to say 'yes' rather than asking. That's a subtle display of confidence. If she declines, thank her for the dance, get a drink, and start over. If she declines, but seems into you and asks you to keep dancing, then maybe she'll want to talk later so stick with it.

Off The Floor

When you sit down to talk to her, go through the usual banter, smile a lot, and get her comfortable with you. On a cold walk up, it's best not to try to start off with any complicated stories or jokes since it's hard to manage decent delivery shouting. However, if you've just come off the dance floor, you're no longer strangers and you can be a lot closer to her. Put your arm on her back or on her shoulder as you talk in her ear and can now speak in a more normal tone and manage some semblance of delivery if you wish. Once you reach this level of comfort and physical closeness, a lot of possibilities open up for you to unleash your… wit. No, you're not supposed to unleash what's in your pants yet; you'll definitely spoil the moment and probably be arrested! When you run out of things to say, don't sit there gawking at her. If it's early or you think she needs more prep time, invite her back to the dance floor and take her by the hand there or gently place your hand on the small of her back guiding her there.

Closing

If you've managed to keep a girl's attention on and off the dance floor for a while, you can be comfortable in the fact that she has some degree of interest in you. You can see if she wants to head off to an after-hours club or call it a night. Don't make a big production of asking for her number at the end. Try something simple like:

"Tonight was great. I'd like to see you again. How can I reach you? "

She will come up with the stunning idea to give you her phone number.

Getting through all of these stages takes practice, but you're sure to have progressive minor successes on the way to keep you motivated. Even a night spent dancing with a few hot girls, but no digits is still quite enjoyable.