Maybe its the way she handles your sausage. Perhaps its the gentleness she exhibits when touching your buns. Or maybe its the look in her eye after its all over and you hand her the money. She is the grocery store cashier, and you've got to have her.

Hook

The first and most difficult setback in your quest to score the grocery store cashiers phone number is making yourself stand out. She gets about fifteen different guys in there each and everyday with the same idea as you, but success is reserved for the mighty. Your task is made all the more difficult by the situations absence of traditional body language. Its her job to look at you and smile, it doesn't necessarily mean she is into you. If she doesn't do it her ass is fired. The thing to do in a situation like this is to make your face familiar. Visit the store regularly and make sure she is always your cashier. Once she becomes more comfortable with you, your task is made much easier.

Another problem your going to run into is an inability to accurately judge just how hot the grocery store cashier is. Why? Because of her dopey uniform. Unless your willing to stalk her outside of the store (which we highly advise against on the advice of our lawyers) you are going to have to assume her body matches her face.

Line

There is no one line you can use to get this girls phone number. In fact, the process of acquiring her digits is a series of strategically placed comments and questions. Start with something common upon your first ever trip through her register:

"Wow, you guys sure are busy in here today! It must be hectic" will generate a response, and start a brief conversation, which is what you want.

"Wow, if you weren't so fucking slow I'd have been home an hour ago! Do you like to give head?" will also generate a response, and perhaps a restraining order, which is not what you want.

The next time through the store you must do the same. Try to make her laugh. On your third trip to the store, its time to get more personal. In order to gauge her interest, you must make the conversation a tad more personal. If she offers up nothing but one word answers, count your losses and move on. If she however gives you somewhat detailed answers, the first signs of interest are becoming evident.

If shopping on a friday for example, try something like this:

"Being friday and all, I bet you can't wait to get out of here. You must have big plans this weekend."

Her response to such a loaded question will be the turning point. If she mentions she has plans all weekend and its obvious that she has no time for you, its not necessarily the end of the world. The fact that she is going into details about her busy weekend means she is still willing to offer up personal information. If she tells you she has plans friday but is free saturday, then asks you what your doing on the weekend, perhaps you should consider heading back to aisle seven for some condoms.

Sinker

As soon as she starts asking you personal questions, you know she is interested. What you do for a living, what you are in school for, it doesn't matter. She wouldn't ask if she didn't care, because she is in a terrible hurry and probably placed under a considerable amount of pressure. You are getting treatment other customers do not normally get, and its time to make your move.

Ask her what she does for fun outside of work. Suggest that the two of you do something together. Take it slowly smart guy, she doesn't know you that well and is hesitant to go anywhere with you. Ask her out for coffee or if you feel bold ask her out for a drink. She doesn't know much about you other then you spend an almost obscene amount of time going through her register, so you have to let her get comfortable with the idea of seeing you socially. That means a relaxed atmosphere where other people are present. Having her meet you instead of picking her up is a good way of proving to her that you are non-threatening.

Follow these steps, and it shouldn't be long before she's ringing your zucchini through her register. Don't forget to double-bag your fruit.