This is our dating advice panel. The concept is simple: a panel of well-qualified experts answers your insipid questions about dating and romance. Commence.

Jennifer Allen is the proprietor, designer and star of her personal web cam site, www.pleaselookatme.com.

Kyle Skinner is a writer at Rushmagazine.

Respectfully,
Johnny

Jennifer: Ok, hon, you REALLY need to learn how to last longer cuz that is what the girlz like, ya know? I expect my man to be able to stay in control! I dunno what you can do, um, maybe think about baseball or something? hehe! This is stuff guys are supposed to just KNOW, right? LOL!!!

Kyle: I field this question quite frequently from younger, less seasoned male counterparts. Generally, the answer lies in one of two areas. First of all, try having sex with an uglier woman that doesn't excite you as much. This is a great time to practice your sexual techniques, learn new ones, and discover your stamina. In fact, you may not come at all and this is fine, because you are 'training' more or less. On the other hand, you could do kegal exercises to learn control (look it up on google), practice stop and start techniques, or think of such hideousness as Calista Flockhart or Rosie O'Donnell au naturel.

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf: Americans are impotent dogs and this is proof. Your president is a villainous midget bastard. And you are all bastards.

My girlfriend has said that the only way that she will let me have anal sex with her is if I consent to her having anal 'fun' with me. Is it ok to let your girlfriend stick her fingers in my butt in return for anal sex?

"Jack" in Vancouver

Jennifer: HELLZ YEAH!!! It's only fair!! Dunno if I wanna stick my finger up n e ones butt cuz it's like kinda stinky or whateverz, but I think it's a pretty fair deal. PLUS, you should be extra sweet to your girl for letting you take her that way, it's not easy for girlz the first time, ya know! You can't just throw it in there right away like in porn! ROFL!!!!

Kyle: Just fingers? Seems like a pretty fair trade to me man. Most chicks want to use a dildo on their mans brown-eye in exchange for the love that dare not speak thy name. If she does it while she is down on you, it should feel pretty good. First, make sure she has short nails. When your girlfriend massaged my prostate she clipped me.

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf: The colonialist infidels propose to bring deviant sex to the world. But Iraq will stand against them. They will roast in hell and perform their deviant sex in hell.

I have been dating my boyfriend now for going on four years now. We have been very committed to each other, and have even spoke about getting married. Because we met when I was 14, I didn't have any prior experience with men, and I find myself growing ever curious as to what being with another man is like.

Before we move any farther forward with our relationship, I want to know what it is like to be with another man, what is the best way to go about this?

Thanks,
Jennifer

PS. I want to stay with my boyfriend, don't take this as me wanting to leave him.

Jennifer: Girl, I TOTALLY know what you mean. I full on wanna settle down with my boyfriend too, but there are SO MANY guys out there who are nice and generous, I want to be able to experience them too! And how can I deny all these great guys who love me???!??!?!

Well, if you don't wanna cheat, maybe you can try doing what I do, just flirt and stuff, show them your goodies and maybe kiss them a little and fool around without DOING it. It's not really cheating as long as you don't have like REAL sex! Allow them to shower you with attention and gifts because that makes men happy!!!! You are really doing them a favor just by talking to them. SERIOUS!!! Sometimes other chicks tell me I'm a tease or whateverz but they are just totally jealous!!!!! <3 Go for it!!!

Kyle: Please email me. We can meet for drinks to discuss this.

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf: Evil succubus, I as well would enjoy meeting you for drinks. My email is This email address is being protected from spam bots, you need Javascript enabled to view it . Do not tell Janeane.