Guys are stupid. No really, we are. Time after time, we prove our considerable ineptness. Each and every one of us has what can only be described as less than admirable traits. So Rush is going to help you grow and change for the better.

How do we plan to do that? Glad you asked.

It's quite simple really. Men by nature are hero-worshippers. We long to be something we aren't. And at no time is this more evident than when we are presented with characters from movies, television or even books who demonstrate qualities we consider to be desireable. The problem is that while we recognize that certain characters are exactly what we want to be, we have trouble adapting their lifestyles to our own. We have difficulty discerning their essence.

Chaser invites you to 'Be this Guy'.

What is 'Be this Guy'?

Quite simply, Chaser magazine will dissect these heroes and provide you with the information you'll need to be just like them. If you're content with what you are and what you have you may as well read Oprah.

Be it a modern day romeo, a drug-running czar or even an international spy, Chaser will help you in your quest to become what you've always wanted to be, someone else.

Where he lives:

Sebastian lives in a very large and expensive apartment in downtown Manhattan with his step sister Kathryn.

Clearly you probably can't afford a place like this. You can however maintain a veneer of fine and stylish living.

Try for a swanky studio apartment and decorate it with stylish amenities. Studios are very popular these days and will help you maintain your hip status. Small condo apartments are popping up in major cities everywhere as space restrictions become more apparent. Try one of the gated-community apartment complexes to further demonstrate your good taste.

What he drives:

1956 Jaguar Roadster XK140 (about $50,000 US)

Sebastian is a classic, so his choice of car is an extension of his personality. This classic Jag is a very stylish automobile, and it suits him to a tee. Lets see the specs:

1956 Jaguar XK140
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Engine: Jaguar XK type 3442cc DOHC inline 6 / 190bhp @ 5500rpm
Brakes: 4 wheel hydraulic drum
Transmission: 4 speed standard or 3 speed automatic
Suspension: Front - Independent. Coil springs, double wishbones and anti-roll bar
Rear - Live axle, semi elliptic leaf springs. Telescopic dampers
Wheelbase: 102 inches
Weight: 3024lbs
Top Speed: 121mph

Heater and Leather standard on all models.

Most of the time we see Sebastian wearing finely cut suits, made by the likes of Armani and Hugo Boss. He sticks with basic colors, greys and blacks. When he is dressed more casually, he wears button down shirts and dress pants from labels like Prada, DKNY and Matinique. His shoes are always shined and stylish, and are made by the likes of Versace, Kenneth Cole and Cole Haan. On weekends and day outings, Sebastian dresses down a bit with outfits from Banana Republic. He wears sunglasses by Hugo Boss.

Behavior

Sebastian is very sexually oriented. He documents his conquests in a closely guarded journal. Here are some excerpts:

- Has slept with countless New York city debutantes who conveniently disregard the reputation that precedes him.
- Marcy Greenbaum, his psychologist's formerly innocent daughter. He pursues her simply to stick it to his overcharging bitch of a psychologist.

- Cecille Caldwell, whose mother was attempting to destroy his pursuit of Annette Hargrove. (note: after our hero Sebastian deflowers young Ms. Caldwell, she turns into a sex pig.)

- Annette Hargrove, who was featured in a Seventeen magazine article entitled "Why I plan to wait." Sebastian claims that Annette will be his "greatest victory." (note: Annette was the daughter of the schools new headmaster.)

Quote:

(Sebastian puts finger to Cecilles lips)
Sebastian: "I don't want to kiss you here"
(Sebastian moves hands between Cecilles legs)
Sebastian: "I want to kiss you there."

Personality Profile

Vengeful - When Sebastian learns that Mrs. Caldwell is going out of her way to keep him from Annette Hargrove, Sebastian makes a point of corrupting her daughter, Cecille. Also, when Sebastian realizes he has lost the one true love he ever had because of his step sister Kathryn, he ruins her reputation by allowing the other students to see his Journal (which documents much of Kathryn's activities as well) for the first time. In several other instances, he can be seen blackmailing people.

Charming - charms the pants off of many women, quite literally in fact. He seduces women with his outward display of kindness, which is clearly a facade. Example: gets Marcy Greenbaum into bed by telling her she has great legs and would like to photograph them.

Confident - Sebastian's confidence is unshakeable. He knows that he has everything a woman wants (good looks, intelligence, money) and he uses this knowledge to his advantage. His confidence is evident in his many dealings with women. He is never shy, always being straight and to the point. For example, when meeting a girl in an office building, he tells her that he is going to take her to lunch rather then ask her.

Persistent - is incredibly persistent. He is turns down by his step sister Kathryn repeatedly, yet does not give up. Despite his initial lack of success while pursuing Annette Hargrove, refuses to relent and eventually has his way.

Defining Characteristics: