Like most alcohol lovers and drug admirers, I had to look the abyss of my diseased mind in the face and ask, 'Is life going to be long and miserable, decaying deeper into alcoholism and drug addiction? Or am I going to look into the freedom of sobriety for a more peaceful and productive life?". I chose to try the latter after much pain and misery. The drugs and alcohol just don't have the gusto to mask the obsessive thoughts and destructive feelings they were bringing about in me, so like the best of begrudging problem drinkers, I decided to join a twelve step group, which has not only, steps, principles and solutions, but girls girls, and more girls.

Feeling like an empty condom with no social lubricant, I desperately felt the need for something or SOMEONE to fill the hole in me or maybe it was me that wanted to FILL A HOLE, and, incidentally, I would need a condom. Anyway, I was looking for something more intimate. With a plethora of ripe, young, pretty and sober girls surrounding me in my meetings, I was hornier than a thirteen year old boning away in math class. Like every newcomer the journey of sex and sobriety is a wild and tumultuous one, filled with bad decisions and really clouded lustful thinking.

Lesbians make men drool. Jennifer's a lesbian. Awesome.

Jennifer Hilton is an online model that owns her own studio, Belle Photo, and also runs an online glamour magazine, Cinnamyn. She is going to be doing some exclusive photo shoots for Chaser and we honestly can wait to see what she has up her sleeves… and skirt.

Man, we’re horny.

What about modeling interests you the most?

I don't know what interests me the most, when I started I was really interested in being a high fashion model, but now I am just happy doing anything that pays or promotes my website.

So it's not a keen interest in exhibitionism? Or say, posing naked with other girls?

Not really. I'm a girl. Seeing other girls naked isn't really a big deal. I’m not a model that gets off from showing off either. I do it because I like doing it. It is cool that other people appreciate my work too.

Are there specific models that you look up to?

I think Carmen Electra is really hot. I also think Pammy is pretty hot too, but she's starting to look a little too fake.

Plastic will do that to a lady.

Yah it will, it's not just that though. I think it's just getting her boobs done so many times. Her nipples look funny now. Like something wrong happened to them.

You like her but you don't love her. You may want to continue having sex with her but you don't want a girlfriend. You enjoy her company but want to wake up alone. Methods, people, methods...

Wait to return phone calls

The longer you keep her on a phone call return grace period, the longer you can stretch out this so called dating game. The trick is walk the line of not being a dick. The cardinal rule states: If a man reaches orgasm at night, he owes a phone call sometime in the next 24 hours. Unwritten rule for those that want seconds. Now if she calls just to talk after a non-date night, continue to wait a day or two to return. Work is hectic, life is tough, friends in town are all good excuses that a woman is willing to believe because they have nothing to do with her. Make it circumstantial. Eventually she will catch feelings and paint you into an emotional corner. But until decision time, the game is yours. And it's on.

Sometimes I find myself going against a man's opinions on the rules of dating, simply for the fact that there must be some hidden agenda which I've yet to figure out. Oh, and as for that Swingers film that coined the term "money" and "baby" in relation to women, what I wouldn't give to sit down at a table with one of those Favreau or Vaughn characters for a little discussion on Dating 101. As I've for some odd reason been banned entrance to the Hollywood Men's Club, I decided instead, to venture as far into the minds of these men as I could without crossing the stalking line. By conjuring up, then casting down those so called dating do's and don'ts from their book, "The Swingers Rules", I'd take the shwing out of Swingers and expunge all that subliminal Jedi mind crap he'd placed into the heads of men out there. Um, let's just say I have a feeling this particular search was going to find me eating my words.

The Swingers Dating Rules (as interpreted by The WoMan)

Rule #1: Genuine Contact Vs. Being an Ant

"It's like we go through life with our antennas bouncing off one another continuously on "ant" autopilot with nothing really human required of us. I want real human moments. I want to see you. I want you to see me. I don't want to give that up. I don't want to be an ant." ~from the film Waking Life by Art Linklater