Could it be that simple? This dynamic beast summed up by six simple rules? Only retards could believe such a thing. So stop staring because it’s very rude.

1. Be Original

Women are always impressed by someone or something separate from the norm. In order to hold their interest for lengths of time, you have to keep the spontaneity alive whenever possible. Show the woman that you are special and original, and keep her wanting more of your company.

2. Be Honest

As the foundation for any strong relationship, honesty must be perceived loud and clear by both parties. Genuine honesty is rare, however, and achieving such a goal truly has its rewards. "Honesty is earned, and gained by others only after being honest with one's self." - Nathaniel Hawthorne.

3. If you aren't happy with your sex life, end it

Seriously. That one thing that will hurt your relationship more than any other issue is being miserable. If you aren't sexually compatible with your partner, you need to move on. This is a serious issue for many males in many relationships, and too many of us become content with the status quo. It leads to cheating, mistrust and probably worst of all, moodiness. If you ain't pumpin' her, you best be dumpin' her.

4. Don’t let her know the combination to the gun safe

Did you know that women have better aim than men? Yeah. Keep it hand to hand dude.

But in all seriousness, this isn’t a tasteless joke about domestic abuse but a metaphor for what we really mean to say - men tend to be much larger and more physically imposing than women; and since conflict is a natural aspect of the human condition you need to be sure that when such disputes turn violent your woman does not have access to the most effective equalizer at hand. That way you can beat her senseless instead of getting shot in the back. It’s a metaphor. inlineAd(alRight);

5. Have A Sense of Humor

As it turns out, there are a great of deal of instances within a relationship that require a laugh off. Feelings are very sensitive and sometimes messages are interpreted as hurtful rather than playful. Take your partner and their words with a grain of salt because nothing creates more arguments than taking oneself too seriously. Love is supposed to feel light. Lighten up.

6. Don't fucking bother

Eventually her habits will annoy you incessantly, and yours her. She will punish you by not giving you sex and making you shop for shoes. You'll punish her by a lack of attention and increased awareness of her sexiest friends. You'll forget about her orgasm, and spend most of your time jerking off. You'll wake up with regret, and push her away from you while she sleeps. She'll stop dressing sexy, you'll stop bringing flowers and saying nice things.

Do yourself a favor and end it before it starts.