We at Chaser are so influential that we are given tons of free shit and asked to review it. Who am I kidding, we need all the clean clothes we can get. Split Reason is our latest sugar daddy. Bless 'dem pimps.

Website / Service

Chris: The Split Reason website has a very clean interface and is easily navigated. A few popular shirts are shown on the front page with access to their lines and options through the well organized side menu. What I really like is that pages for each individual item include preview photos of the shirts rather than just an image of the logos that are printed. This gives you a good idea of what the shirts will look like when worn. It also gave me a reason to stare at women’s breasts for the sake of research for this article.

One bonus on the site is an online comic, The Split Strip. It’s something to pass your time with, though you’re probably not reading this line as much as you are staring at the picture above so this point is irrelevant. I’ll continue.

James: What Chris said is bang-on. I really like this because it prevents me from having to write more. Next.

Design

Chris: These are geek and gamer shirts. For a t-shirt fan like myself (I have a few dozen) these add some fresh designs to what’s already out there. Split Reason is also actively asking for ideas from its customers with the chance of winning “a whole butt load of apparel.”

James: Not being the same, self-proclaimed “t-shirt fan” that Chris is, I still find the shirt designs very acceptable. The designs aren’t cluttered making them easily understood in a single glance. I’m not sure if I like the threesome shirt the most because of its graphic design, or the beautiful social statement it’s trying to make.

My girlfriend would also like to note that they come in a variety of “wonderful, bright colors”, for those, you know… who like that kinda thing.

Fit

Chris: T-shirts are the greatest piece of clothing in existence (Though arguably, lingerie on Adriana Lima might be better).

They’re versatile and it’s pretty hard to mess up, two short sleeves, a hole for the head and presto you have a t-shirt. Sizing is generally universal and the medium sized shirts I tried fit very well. They were a bit looser than the other shirts that I have which are generally Hanes Beefy-T’s but still kept to my svelte form.

James: What do you want me to say? I tried the shirts on and they fit.

My girlfriend wearing the threesome one naked is good too.

Quality

Chris: These are standard cotton shirts. Not as heavy as the aforementioned Hanes Beefy-T’s but of a higher standard than those found in your favourite vacation spot extolling how “I spent my pesos on this worthless rag while ogling the natives.” Each shirt was washed at least once and there was no noticeable shrinkage or wear, even in cold water.

James: Hahaha… shrinkage. You so funny!

Overall

Chris: One word of warning, these tees will not help you get laid. Trust me. Apparently, “If you think my AWP skills are good, wait till you see my special head shot technique,” is not popular with the ladies at the local bar.

Despite that fact, Split Reason has some witty designs, the shirts are of good quality, and they have an excellent site for your online shopping needs. Christmas is coming up and these are the perfect gift for someone you know. If you don’t know anybody that wants one or are a lonely bastard, send one to me.

James: I don’t know what the fuck Chris is drinkin’ (well I do) because I got laid no more than 10 minutes after I tried one on for the first time.

Note to those trying to get laid – wear the communist shirt to your local socialist night club. Instant action, so long as you can stand women with copious amounts of body hair.

Glad I could help.