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Written by Jesse Thompson
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Monday, 30 July 2001 |
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 Top 7, the sequel. If you wanted to disagree with the last list, wait til you take a gander at this week's edition, Bond Girls. This was a rather tough list to narrow down. I briefly considered grouping the girls in a particular movie, but then that turns into Best Bond Babe Movies instead of Best Bond Movie Babes.
The criteria for this list is hard to define, so I won't bother, but I'll tell you that some of the factors that weighed in were things like sass and ability to kick ass (see #7), as opposed to a dry list of who's the most attractive, although clearly that is the top priority when casting the movies. For this reason, don't look for Denise Richards who was as believable in the role of a nuclear physicist as Travolta as... well, anything. |
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Written by Jesse Thompson
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Monday, 23 July 2001 |
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Welcome to Chaser's latest attempt to force its ideals on you, the hapless reader. This list will be a regular feature, offering seven different items, in order, of all flavors, covering the entire Chaser spectrum. Keep in mind that these are our opinions, which means they are the law of the land, and should be taken as gospel. If you are given an assignment to rank the seven best of something covered in the Top 7, then you will receive the highest grade possible, although we can't promise you won't be expelled for plagiarism. Here we go! The first installment is New Ultimate Gratuitous Cars, ones that are undisputed penis extensions. People will think that you might as well be stepping on the gas with your johnson, these vehicles are so potent. If you could have one car for every day of insane accelerating, rubber-burning, asphalt staining, air-polluting, radio-blaring, cop-dusting, jaw-dropping fun, then they would be the following 7. |
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