Every year there are disappointments at the Oscars, from the smallest techinical award to the year's best film. It's an annual guessing game that everyone loves to play, and in the end, the top award often goes to what is truly the best film... but there are sometimes shockers, as well as those that retrospect shows us were ahead of their times. Films like Blade Runner were panned when they were released, but today's opinions have gone 180 degrees.

This week's Top7 List would like to thank its parents and its agent, as it opens the envelope for the best films that never won the Oscar for Best Picture. The criteria is simply that they be English language films, because although there is the very occasional exception like Crouching Tiger, Hollywood doesn't like to read subtitles. The year listed is the year the film was released, although the Oscars are handed out the following year.

You're pretty tough. You may not look it, but you know you are. You're also a babe magnet. You may not look it, but the ladies know. You're also as resourceful as MacGyver, aren't you? You may not look it, but if lives were on the line, you'd come through and save the world.

Right. Sure, pal. It's not that I don't believe you, it's that I know the odds -- and the odds say that you've got an unrealistic vision of your own self-worth, your ability to be The Man. You've watched too many movies, lived on a farm for too long, and you've forgotten about this little thing called reality. This week's Top7 List is all about being The Man, or rather, falling short of it.

If you’re like me, and you have a girlfriend you care for very much (and a mistress, and a ho), then you too have spent the last few weeks racking your brains out trying to figure out what to do for Valentine’s Day. Some of you are doing it out of kindness, and a genuine desire to express your affection and love. Some of you are doing it out of duty, because you know she’s about a fart-out-loud-and-a-half away from dumpin’ your sorry ass, and this is the ONLY way you’ll EVER get a chance to give her “the luge” (See: um, when, she, uh, doesn’t spit back).

Also, if you’re like me, you’re trying to think of something so ridiculously bouleverse that she will spontaneously combust. Or maybe you’re looking for a sinecure that will require no work, talent or original thought, just to get through the day without getting chewed out by the “missus.”

Of the thousands of hours of my childhood playing video games, probably at least half of them were inspired by the pursuit of bodacious ta-tas. It's likely this applies to you as well, and I've often considered back fondly on which characters shaped my perceptions of women. I've always been primarily inspired by the console systems of old and new, unlike the PC gaming systems of today, the console was enjoyed by many: the crowd that enjoyed sports games, didn't wear Coke bottle lenses, and actually understood what they were saying when they said, "Schwing!"

So I bring to you the Top 7 Hottest Video Game Babes... Consoles and arcade only of course.