You'll have a threesome

If it's going to happen to anyone it's going to be you, right? Sure, keep telling yourself that. Yes, you could save up and get two hookers, or stalk the playground, but when it comes to getting two beautiful women who are willing to go all-out with you, the odds are slim.

The good old menage-a-trois is probably the favorite and most common male fantasy out there (sorry Freud), but most men aren't going to come anywhere close to living that dream. There is, however, an easy way to make it happen: become a platinum rock star, and your odds improve about a million-fold.

Now that you're being honest with yourself, there are probably a few other fantasies you've got that would fit nicely into a longer list, aren't there? Well, don't bottle it up, tell us about them on the Rush boards!

Next week's list will stick in your head for months, it's Top 7 Overplayed Songs! Call 'em classic, call 'em staples, some songs wore out their welcome a few decades ago. Think of the songs that just won't leave your radio in peace, and email me with your nominations.