7. Motorola Q

The perfect smartphone for the guy who doesn't want to look like "that guy". No Star Trek earpiece. No thumb-stretching keyboard. Sleek and the size of an actual phone. And maybe you'll stand apart from every lemming with a Razr.

 6. Guard Dog

Whether a Pit Bull or a German Shepherd, every man needs a best friend. What a great gift that doesn't wear out after a few long days. He'll know when you've had a bad day. He can fetch you your beer and your paper. He's someone to wrestle to release aggression and has your back if you get into a scrap. In case you have no prospect of having kids, you can cuddle with it when you're lonely and you have no one else. That's what the holidays are all about.

They say it's the most important meal of the day, but most Americans forsake breakfast each and every day of the week. It's a feel-good way to start the morning, giving you a base for your spastic caffeine buzz. It kick-starts your metabolism, something all of us in the world's fattest nation could use. Plus, the way we do it in the U.S. is unique to the rest of the world. We have 7 great ideas for what to stuff your hog face with before stepping up on your rat wheel.

1. Breakfast Burritos

Unfortunately for me, I did not grow up in the southwest so this idea debuted in my life via McDonald's. And I am not a man who is shamed by his love of McDonald's. However, since then, I have tried many a cheesy and spicy burrito filled with eggs, peppers, and pork by-products, and loved them all. They can be enjoyed with ketchup, sour cream, both or neither. I suppose many of you out there would also add hot sauce to that list. In any case, the combination of warm flavors is perfect for a quick breakfast on the go, before work or before a fun trip out yonder.

It's that time of year again - no it's not. It doesn't matter if the snow just fell or the kids just got out of school or anywhere in between, everybody needs time off. Sometimes for no good reason. Even God rested on the 7th day. And for those of you who scoff, well, even Tom Cruise laid low for a few weeks after his daughter was born. We here at Chaser take vacations cause we say so. But here are a few good stories to tell your boss, or to convince yourself it's ok to unwind for once.
 

Alarm goes off at 6:30am. It's Friday morning. As you roll over to slap the snooze button for the third time, you realize that the corners of your mouth are encrusted with at least 6 hours worth of dried up spit, you can't breathe through your nose, and your throat feels like you swallowed a few razor blades. Hallelujah! You're sick! As you pick up that phone to leave a message for the boss that you won't be in today, make sure you sound appropriately weak and throw in a few coughs for good measure. How are you going to spend the next precious 24 hours? Here is the Top 7 choices of how to spend your valuable time away from the office.